My song!

My silly friend Ryan is play writing me a song. Im laughing at it right now. Not bad though . It made me laugh. And I love how my name is not in it! Its funny. We are on Yahoo right now laughing!

I can write a song about puppyweld
her hearts been trampled on all too well
she came from texas but it's cold up here
but not as cold as her heart or as wet as her tears
she believed in love a long time ago
now she wonders if it's a place she'll ever return to
she pours her feelings into an internet diary
makes you sad still she says "don't cry for me"
she has a smile that shines like the sun
but the frown comes back when the people are gone
listens to music to ease the pain
sad country songs bring it back again
i know that in time her wounds will heal
her heart will mend when she gets a man who's real
my eggs are done so i got to eat
may not sound like the greatest treat
but it gives me the protein that my body needs
i'm the tree and these are the seeds
that guarantee that my muscles will be strong
i should shut up now, i'm ruining this song

That shit cracked me up. Ryan sure made me laugh. He said "dont put the part about the eggs!" I just laughed and said nope gotta thats the best part. Thought though I would give yall a fun laugh. That did it for me. So thats that!