Don't cry because its over, Smile because it happened. -- Dr. Seuss
Sunday, August 01, 2004
Ok you cant tell me that Johnny Depp isnt just gorgeous. Im sorry but this man is just the specimen of perfect. Im tellin you he is the best thing since the toaster oven.....
Im sorry hes just like this rare thing of beauty and I cant pass that shit up for just any reason. God achieved perfection here. MMMMMM mmmmmmmmm Good. Better than any other man I ever seen. And he cant let me down if I never meet him.. But man the things I would do to him if I was ever alone with him.......
Yeah well you can have Johnny because I have my future husband Jason Giambi to worry about right now. I gotta make sure he gets through his surgery ok. Because my man loves me and I love him! I love you Jason!!
Derek used to be my main Yankee man but I went to Jason this season because he loves me more than Derek did. And Derek needs to stay at shortstop because they got good 'ole Tony Clark to fill in for Jason while he is getting better.
You can have Derek because I have Jason. And if something was to happen to Jason, I could always go to Alex Rodriguez or Craig Biggio....they have been bugging me like none other!
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Im sorry hes just like this rare thing of beauty and I cant pass that shit up for just any reason. God achieved perfection here. MMMMMM mmmmmmmmm Good. Better than any other man I ever seen. And he cant let me down if I never meet him.. But man the things I would do to him if I was ever alone with him.......
Hmmmmm Jonny Depp....I would steal his pee if I could....
How about the sperm. Im tellin you I would go after that boy in the dark and chain him to the bed....
I cant believe you never found a comeback. Neither did James. Im shocked at the two of you. Love yall....
Yeah well you can have Johnny because I have my future husband Jason Giambi to worry about right now. I gotta make sure he gets through his surgery ok. Because my man loves me and I love him! I love you Jason!!
I thought it wasnt gonna require surgery? Im lost. Poor Jason now Derek has to do the work....
Derek used to be my main Yankee man but I went to Jason this season because he loves me more than Derek did. And Derek needs to stay at shortstop because they got good 'ole Tony Clark to fill in for Jason while he is getting better.
True stuff. Derek is still the man though. He is mine girl!!!
You can have Derek because I have Jason. And if something was to happen to Jason, I could always go to Alex Rodriguez or Craig Biggio....they have been bugging me like none other!
Yes we do love Biggio....he's a major babe and he's pushing 40!!
Biggio is the man....
Hmmmm....Biggio....he has a nice butt....
Yep he does...
And so does Jeff Bagwell....hmmmmmmmm.....
mmmmmmm hey Petit may have to have surgery....
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