Bridezille Update

So if any of you have read any of the postings, I think there were two previous to this one, you will know already that my older sister is getting married. Well shes been just horrible to all of us since she got engaged (one month ago or so).
Now it seems she is pregnant. Just how far along, we don't know! She has yet to go to the doctor. Well we all figured that with this being her second wedding and such, she would decide that she needs to put her baby first. No instead, her and her fiance are going to JP it, then they are going to make us all come down there and have her big ass wedding. WHAT!
Have I mentioned that she is PREGNANT! Hello baby needs to come first. Have I also mentioned that currently there is no income! She was fired from her job, he is still between jobs from a lay off! Jeeze, people!
Common sense, you're gonna go get married at the Justice of the Peace! So let the family throw you a huge party after the baby is born since all of us are in Nebraska and North Carolina, then its all done! None of us can afford to come down when the baby is born, then turn around and come down for the wedding a month or two later. This really is what she wants us to do. Like we are made of money.
Today I told her that I can only come down once next year. I will come down when bean is born, then I cant go back for a while, until I have vacation time again. That could be near a year! I told her that after we made out our budget, that I was lucky to get the one trip. I am getting ready to buy a house, I have to pay my bills before I can do anything.
To this she says "well I guess you just don't love me!" WHAT!!!!!! Are you freaking kidding me?? I love her so much it hurts, but I want her to use her head! Now she really is Bridezilla!!!

Updates on Bridezilla

Well, yesterday my sister, Lisa, calls. She demands that Hope, my other sister, put her on speaker phone. Then she makes the announcement.... "Mom, congratulations your gonna be a grandma!" Ok they arent even married yet! They are supposed to be getting married in April. Well, theres nothing that looks worse than a waaaaay pregnant woman in a WHITE wedding gown. She practically needs to get married like next month in order to pull it off! Ok Im not a crazy bible-thumping Christian, but I do believe in marriage first. Yep I admit I was pregnant at 19, it ended badly. I have no kids, but when she found out about it, after the miscarriage, she spouted the impurities of my act to every one that would listen!
My lovely sister is the kind of person who only wants to be pregnant for the attention and is way self absorbed. Before I get any hate mail, I do love my sister! I am just upset because Lisa is already trying to find ways to make us feel sorry for her. Wanting us to feel obligated to spend more money on her.
Personally I just think she should go ahead and elope! If she still wants a big reception, we can do that! Do it after the baby is born. That way we can see her, have her party and see the new baby. I think that would be great!

Random Acts of Craziness....

As I previously posted, I have an older sister that is getting married for the second time. Now dont get me wrong, I love my sister, but she is driving us all insane. First off she is demanding that we spend upwards of a 100 dollars a peice to buy our brides maid dresses. My mother is a wonderful seemstress, and personally I have never donned a dress that she didnt make. Not one for a formal affair. She prides herself on making beautiful dresses. I dont feel that I should have to spend this kind of money on a dress that my mother can make for around 40 dollars. I hate how that is hurting my mom. She is truely hurt by Lisa's firm resistance to having her make our dresses. So heres some of the things that have crossed my mind on what I just may do with this dress or even better during the course of her weekend!
1. After the wedding is complete, have a bon fire in my mothers back yard. Burn the dress and do a ritualistic fertility dance around the fire, hopefully my rather selfish sister has multiple births! ( I really do love childeren, shes just very selfish!)
2. Wear a sign that says I'm too good for this at her rehearsal. (Yep I have already found a hat with Happy Bunny on it that says this) This was my mother's idea.
3. Let my mother make the dress anyways! Shes super talented! Besides I have to spend a ton of money just to be at the wedding, let alone in it!
4. Put a frog in her bridal bouquet! (shes scared of them, but i know my mother would shoot me)

Ok yes Im being a big kid! I just am going nuts! But hell its fun to think up stuff to do to her royal highness! Its always been fun to think up stuff to do to her. In all honesty though, I will never do anything to take away from the happiness of her day. I really do hope that she has all the happiness and luck possible. I just cant wait for it to be done though! I have to deal with Bridezilla until April! Pray for me!